Enquirer Exclusive! Nationals, MASN, order Don Sutton to cut his white man's afro

Nationals, MASN, execs say Sutton's 'fro must go.

According to sources with no direct or indirect knowledge of the situation: A day after Nationals manager Manny Acta told Dmitri Young's to cut his "big, curly Afro" because of concerns it was becoming too much of a distraction, the Nationals and MASN have told Nationals broadcaster Don Sutton that he too must cut his big, curly white man's aftro by tomorrow's broadcast against the Marlins due to concerns it was becoming too much of a distraction. Jim Cuddihy, MASN's Executive Vice President of Marketing, Programming, and Affiliate Relations may or may not have told sources in an exclusive interview: "It's not like you're going to see him with a shaved head." Sutton unavailable for comment.

(Photo of TV screen by The Nationals Enquirer staff)

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[Don S.]

Its a perm, not a fro