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August 31, 2008

BOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!

"I wasn't sure if [Acta] was going to have the sign on again or not. When he took it off, I told myself to really stay aggressive. With them thinking I was still bunting, he just wanted to get a good pitch on me. I got a good one right there and hit the ball."
(Aaron Boone, via Nationals dot com, 8/31/2008)

"We had one bad inning, the eighth, and it was a nightmare."
(Bobby Cox, via Atlanta Journal Constitution dot com, 8/31/2008)

Nationals 8, Braves 4: Sorry, Bobby, you had a lot more than one bad inning! Six in a row, but who's counting?

Nats sweep lowly Braves, keep NL East title hopes alive (24 games out, Elimination number still at 2).

Winning is great and all, but it sounds like someone didn't get the Stephen Strasburg memo (thankfully, the Mariners keep winning, too):

"It's also great because we are doing it at home. It has been a long season for our fans. They deserve to see our club win here. It's always nice to come to the ballpark and go home after a win." (Manny Acta, via Nationals dot com, 8/31/2008)

(AP Photo/Nick Wass)

WALKING TALL

 

"I'm always proud of a walk. I love walks. That's my mantra."
(Elijah Dukes, via Washington Post, 8/31/2008)

Nationals 9, Braves 8: Dukes' walkoff walk seals fifth win in a row in 10 inning thriller.

(AP Photo/Nick Wass)

August 30, 2008

Oh well, at least there's still time to win the NL East...

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It's official: the 2008 Washington Nationals probably won't make the playoffs.

Sadly, the Nationals were officially eliminated from the Wild Card race last night. The good news is that they are still technically alive in the NL East race. Despite being 25 games out and facing an Elimination Number of 3, there's always hope when the choke-artist Mets are in the lead! Look out above!

FOUR IN A ROW!

"I don't remember [the losing streak]. I just remember that we have played good the last four games. I'm happy to see the guys doing the things we weren't doing earlier. We're enjoying it right now. We just want to win as many games as we can and continue to make progress."
(Manny Acta, via Washington Times, 8/30/2008)

Nationals 7, Braves 3: Losing streak? What losing streak? Odalis OK, Nats keep on hitting when it matters.

Progress is great, Manny, but just try not to win too many more (remember: Worst-Place, #1 pick is the goal!*)

*Nats lead down to 1 over Seattle for Worst-Place.

Meanwhile...

  • Too bad they can't play the Braves every night (Nats lead season series 8-4).
  • Lastings Milledge, HBP machine.

(AP Photo/Nick Wass)

August 29, 2008

GUZ GONE WILD, DUKES GONE CRAZY

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"As soon as I hit the ball, I knew I was going to third."
(Cristian Guzman, via Washington Post, 8/29/2008)

Nationals 11, Dodgers 2: Sweep!!? Guzman hits for the cycle, Elijah Dukes goes deep twice, Nats bury d-o-n-e Dodgers, break out their spoiler caps a few weeks early.

Look out above, here they come! Just 25 games back in the NL East! Just 28.5 games back in the Wild Card! There's still time!

Meanwhile...

(AP Photo/Luis M. Alvarez)

August 28, 2008

DODGE BALL

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"I've had that situation before and didn't get the job done. Coming in there with the bases loaded, the game's on the line right there, and you've got to get that guy out somehow."
(Joel Hanrahan, via Washington Times, 8/28/2008)

Nationals 5, Dodgers 4: Hey! They've got a closer! Zim goes long for the first time in years, Nats hold on against the dead-ass Dodgers.

Meanwhile...

  • The Fire Lenny Harris!!11! chorus will be singing a little louder at the news that the Nats have added...a hitting coach. Welcome, Rick Eckstein.
  • A big thank you to our Corporate Sponsors who will remain nameless for now for hooking us up with great seats (six rows from the field!) to last night's game in Sec 128. Big difference from our usual perch in the nosebleeds.
  • Just Jimbo being Jimbo (via Chico Harlan, Nationals Journal, pregame): "Also, I just got off the field, where a gang of reporters nearly confused Jim Bowden with Manny Ramirez. Bowden wore long, thick dreadlocks -- a la Manny -- underneath a Nationals cap. Plenty can be said of Bowden, but don't call him boring." Yes, plenty can be said of Bowden. Didn't anyone get a picture of this!?

(Photo by James Lang / U.S. Presswire)

August 27, 2008

BALED OUT

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"We had to work a couple Houdinis out there. How we did it, I don't know."
(Manny Acta, via Washington Times, 8/27/2008)

Nationals 2, Dodgers 1: Who needs offense? Bullpen, Zim's glove, bail out Balester, Nats.

Meanwhile...

  • Rinse, wash, repeat: Kearns to the DL (see you in 2009). Dukes back up!
  • No, he's not coming out of retirement, but Chris Needham asks you to participate in the TangoTiger fan survey to evaluate defensive performance. Haven't filled our out yet, but will be doing it soon. Next question: when are you coming back, Chris?
  • Yesterday, OMG asked one of the burning questions for this coming offseason: Slugger or Ace? Do we have to pick just one?
  • Hey, instant replay! It's about time. Bill Ladson and Chico Harlan get reactions from the Nationals. Jim Bowden's answer to the question "What do you think?" sounds he's in ass-kissing overdrive: "I've always been a big supporter of instant replay. I think Major League Baseball and the umpires association have done a tremendous job putting together a good plan to make it work and be successful..."

(AP Photo/Lawrence Jackson)

August 26, 2008

If a team loses in Washington, and nobody tunes in to hear it, does it make a sound?

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And you thought 9,000 households for MASN was bad!

Talk about kicking someone when they're down...After news broke last month that barely anyone was watching Nationals' games on MASN, the Washington Post reports that almost nobody is tuning in to the radio broadcasts, either (via Washington Post, 8/26/2008):

The Washington Nationals, last in the National League East and closing fast on a 100-loss season, have attracted the smallest radio following in the major leagues, according to audience research from Arbitron.

How low? So low that even the microscopic numbers reported by the rating service might be too low to be statistically valid.

The team's broadcasts on the station formerly known as WWWT (107.7 FM and 1500 AM) attracted a cumulative weekly audience of about 26,500 from May through July, the most recent period measured by Arbitron. 

Ouch. The numbers are breathtakingly low...So let's see, that's approximately 27,000 radios tuned in to WWWT per week. A quick, back of the envelope calculation shows that roughly 25 people are tuning in to each Nationals' game on the radio. Twenty five! (You might want to check our math). But, regardless of how far off our math is, the number is teeny tiny. Even the pathetic Mariners' radio numbers aren't as bad (133,000 cumulative listeners per week)!

Now, this shouldn't be an indictment of Charlie Slowes and Dave Jageler. Let the record show that The Nationals Enquirer loves Slowes and Jageler.

(AP Photo/Paul Beaty)

ENQUIRER ANSWERS THE MAILBAG!

Back by popular demand! With the season grinding towards its final month, let's answer the latest edition of the Nationals.com mailbag. As usual, keep those e-mails coming to Nationals.com, and we'll keep copying and pasting them over here and giving our half-assed answers. Here we go:

Why send Kory Casto to the Minor Leagues when more than half of the team is struggling? Let him figure it out like the rest of the players are doing.
-- Aaron P., Minneapolis

That's strange, I thought the entire Casto family lived in Oregon.

I read that the Nationals decided not to sign first-round Draft pick Aaron Crow over a difference of less than a $1 million. For a team that emphasizes building their farm system, isn't this move a bit hypocritical?
-- Pat R. Oakton, Va.

At this point, we've got almost nothing left to say about that little snot-nosed punk, his greedy agents, and the cheapskate owners who handcuffed the complete buffoon of a GM who handled the "negotiations" for the Nationals. (Jim, we're kidding, of course, we don't think you're a buffoon, we just liked the way it sounded). There's plenty of blame to go around, Pat. It's time to move on and hope the Lerner Family are prepared to grab their  collective ankles and get comfortable over the next year with the idea that Scott Boras is about to show them what above-slot money means (assuming the Nats can hold on to Worst-Place and draft Strasburg, of course).

I really do feel for you. Any team that loses 12 straight games has more than just injury problems. The Nationals' manager -- Manny Acta -- can't play small ball and I don't like Jim Bowden. He reminds me a lot of Jim Beattie. Hang in there.
-- Scott S., Halifax, Va.

Woah there, Scott, you're all over the place. Thanks for caring; and you hang in there too.

The Rays have gone from worst to first with Joe Maddon's no-nonsense approach. Shouldn't the Nationals take note? Isn't a taskmaster needed?
-- John S., Alexandria, Va.

Ah yes, a variation on one of two themes which are sure to become increasingly popular in comparing the Rays and Nationals. Why do I get the feeling we'll be hearing a lot more of this sort of garbage as the playoffs get closer and the Rays are still in contention? Theme 1: The Rays have a lower payroll than the Nationals. See! If you think the Nationals need to spend money to win, you're a fool! Theme 2: The Rays have a no-nonsense manager! Manny is too soft! He needs to kick some of these sorry AAAA asses! Manny's the problem!

At this point in the season, on a scale from A-F, how would you rate the performance of Jesus Flores? Please rate his defense and offense.
-- Jason H., Rockwood, Tenn.

In no particular order: B+, B+.

Will Adam Dunn be headed for D.C.? We know Bowden loves Reds players he once drafted and traded for. The Nats need a huge power bat and Dunn could fill that void.
-- Chad B., Hitchins Ky.

No chance, for two reasons. First, because Dunn will be looking for  a ridiculous contract in the offseason. Second: because once Jimbo gets canned at the end of the season, and Mike Rizzo takes over, the Nationals will only be interested in former Diamondbacks he drafted.

I really believe that Nick Johnson should call it quits. He has spent more time on the DL than in the field. At his age, things aren't going to get any better.
-- Jorge, Springfield, Va.

I'm sure Nick would appreciate your concern for his well-being. We'll pass along your suggestion.

Will the Nats re-sign Willie Harris? He's been extraordinarily useful and I also like his attitude.
-- Richard M., Lexington, Va.

He's been the MVP of the team this season, and now appears perfectly positioned to have the Nats sign him up for a Dmitri Young special: 2-year deal for too much money.

It doesn't take rocket science to determine that the Nats just can't hit. Is Lenny Harris the best hitting instructor available? Have the Nationals talked to Paul Molitor? He comes highly recommended -- 3,319 hits.
-- J.W., Springfield, Va.

Apparently, it does take rocket science.

August 25, 2008

ENQUIRER EXCLUSIVE! DA MEAT HOOK, SWEATIN' TO THE OLDIES

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"We're getting him into baseball shape right now. Full steam, that's what we're going to do. And I think you're going to see him in September." (Jim Bowden, via Washington Times, 8/25/2008)

Full steam ahead! Dmitri Young reported to Viera on Saturday; Richard Simmons reported to Viera on Sunday.

Dmitri Young on the road to recovery: has started "baseball activities" and a program to improve his fitness. Back in 10-14 days?

(Getty Images by AFP/Getty Images)

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