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January 29, 2007

Enquirer answers the mailbag!

Thanks to The Plan, there's no hot stove to keep Washington baseball fans warm during this cold snap here in DC. Thankfully, we've got the latest edition of the Nationals.com Mailbag to keep us lukewarm. As usual, real fans email their questions to Nationals beat writer Bill Ladson at MLB.com. We copy and paste the questions over here. We answer the questions -- sort of.

As always, keep those e-mails coming to Nationals.com, and we'll keep copying and pasting them over here and giving our half-assed answers. Thanks a bunch.

Do you think the Nationals will make a trade before the 2007 season starts?
-- Matt S., McLean, Va.

Probably not. But a "source" with no connection to the Nationals hinted to us today that he's still expecting The Chief and The Church to be shipped north to Boston for a couple of young arms (including at least Manny Delcarmen) and Bowden's true love: Wily Mo Pena. (Ignore the fact that the source is my 8 month old kid.)

The starting eight looks fairly competitive for the Nats, but the bench looks pretty thin. At this point, who do you think will make up the bench?
-- Blaine P., Ocala, Fla.

"Competitive" is probably the most optimistic assessment of the starting eight we've heard so far: Forget that no one really knows what's gonna happen in left and center, the offensively challenged SS, the defensively challenged ex-shortstop moving to second, and the big ol' question mark at first until (if?) Nick J. returns sometime before the All-Star break -- but yeah, I guess competitive works just as well as any other adjective at this point. Who knows? And the bench? Let's see, how about: Church (if he doesn't start the season in Columbus), Fick, Flores, Lee, and Womack. Thin enough for ya?

As we watch the Nats in Spring Training, what are the key points to watch for, especially the pitchers who are competing for the four spots in the rotation?
-- Dan S., New York

Lots of interesting storylines to follow this spring for the NAAAtionals. How many surgically repaired shoulders fall apart? Guzman's weight: Does he show up to camp looking like Matt Lecroy? Escobar vs. Church vs. Snelling vs. Casto in left, Nook Logan in center: What the hell is going on in the outfield? Luis Ayala. And on and on...

What would it take to pry right-hander Carl Pavano from the Yankees? I think a change of scenery and a return to the National League might do wonders for him.
-- Thom H., Stillwater, N.J.

Go to hell. Things are bad, but not that bad. Well, maybe...

With so many players leaving the Nationals, how's the morale? It seems like they might be the Marlins of '06, which isn't necessarily a bad thing.
-- Matt D., Montreal

Morale? Probably the least of their problems right now and probably not a real factor until June. Re: The other part about the Marlins. The only similarities between the Marlins of '06 and the Nationals of '07 is that both teams play in the NL East.

I think the Nationals should make a run at Ronnie Belliard, because no one seems to be interested in the infielder. Why not give him a two-year deal? Belliard could be used in a utility role and if Cristian Guzman does not work out, Belliard would slip right in at second and Felipe Lopez could return to shortstop. What do you think?
-- Jarred T., Fredericksburg, Va.

*shrug* Okay...a two year deal it is, why not?

Is there any chance that Frank Robinson's uniform number will be retired by the Nationals? I believe that his service to the organization throughout the whole moving process and the role he played in creating excitement in the Washington, D.C., area deserve to be rewarded by being the first National with his number retired. I think Opening Day in the new stadium would be a fitting time to honor him.
-- Joe B., Washington

Ha ha, right. There's something about the saying "Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out..." that seems appropriate here. Are we talking about the guy they offered a bus ticket to Viera to in return for the honor of being a glorified usher and the right to hang around the batting cages all Spring? At this point, we'll be lucky to have the opportunity to thank Frank one more time at Frank Robinson Day: He probably wouldn't show up.

As you can see, fans get emotional when it comes to baseball history. As a native Washingtonian and Senators fan, I view the current Nats as continuing the legacies of Walter Johnson, Sam Rice and Frank Howard. I can't relate to Expos history, but I realize there are many Expos fans now rooting for the Nats. Can't the webmaster find a creative way to satisfy both sets of fans on this site?
-- Jeff B., Silver Spring, Md.
 

The webmaster? Here's an idea Jeff: start a blog.

Where do you stand on the history of the Expos playing a role with the Nationals?
-- Brian K., Carle Place, N.Y.

The Nationals are the Expos, minus Canada.

Woody S.'s comments about the Nationals/Expos history caused a lot of commotion the past two weeks, and [The Nationals Enquirer] will let him have the last word on the subject.

I certainly didn't mean to start any kind of stir with my comments about Expos history and its irrelevance to current Nationals fans. I merely noted that I have been uninterested in Twins and Rangers history after they left D.C., and I presumed Montreal fans would feel the same bitterness and switch their allegiance to the Blue Jays, like when most Washington fans turned to the Orioles.

I want our Washington baseball history back, with Clark Griffith, Johnson, Joe Cronin, Harmon Killebrew and Howard, which was the baseball history I grew up with in the D.C. area and that I still cherish. I never rooted for Andre Dawson or any of the other Expos players who left before they became the Nats. But I love the Nats and listen to every game down here in Orlando, Fla., where I live in exile and where I attend Spring Training games in nearby Viera, Fla. And I really enjoy Nationals broadcaster Charlie Slowes!
-- Woody S., Orlando, Fla.

First of all, Woody, I apologize for telling you to go F yourself two weeks ago. Secondly, no one is taking your Washington baseball history away from you.  Stop, please. It is what it is: History. Time to move on.

January 26, 2007

Q: Is there any difference between "building relationships" and "connecting with fans"?

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"This is where you're going to find the true baseball fans, a lot of times."
(Mike O'Connor, via Nationals.com, 01/25/2007)

A: Yes there is, apparently.

SHOCKER! Caravan participants building relationships and connecting with fans!

Meanwhile...you know we're in trouble when Tom Boswell becomes the voice of reason.

(Photo by Jacquelyn Martin/AP)

Tigers to suck on it and like it

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"I feel like I'm ready to go today."
(Joey Eischen, via AP, 01/25/2007)

Best thing to happen to the Nationals this winter:

Tigers sign Joey Eischen and his shredded shoulder to minor league deal...

which means that Bowden won't be offering Joey Eischen a minor league deal with the NAAAts.

(Photo swiped from some site, seach for joey eischen via google images)

January 25, 2007

Escobarbitration Avoided

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"It's just like he's got a cloud hanging over his head, a negative force."
(ESPN's Frank Robinson, via Washington Post, 08/26/2006)

Alex Escobar agrees to 1-year deal, gets a $30K raise...

After successfully avoiding arbitration, now let's see if Alex can successfully avoid freak injury, mystery illness, chicken pox, ingrown toenails, etc. etc. and stay on the field in 2007.

(Photo by John Amis/AP)

Quite Frankly

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Unlike his former employer, ESPN offers a paying job, hires Frank Robinson as an analyst.

(AP Photo)

January 24, 2007

Enquirer Exclusive: Silent Ted Opposes The Plan!

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"What concerns [me] the most at the moment is the [staggering number of nonames signed to minor league deals by this Jim Bowden fella] that have been occurring the last 90 days and could take baseball out of control. [I tell my son Mark and I tell Stan every day: I'm against The Plan, it's my money, dammit all! Let's spend it! Go get me Bruce Chen]"
(Ted Lerner, via AP/Baltimore Sun, 01/23/2007)

Lerner Lashes out at The Plan during GW HOF induction ceremony.

GW Alums Ted Lerner, Sam Perlozzo, and Randy Levine inducted into George Washington University School of Business Sports Executives Hall of Fame.

(What Lerner actually said was: "What concerns us the most at the moment is the free agency signings that have been occurring the last 90 days and could take baseball out of control." I'm not sure so sure there's much to be concerned about, Ted; that's just baseball...)

(Photo by Jacquelyn Martin/AP)

January 23, 2007

Oh well.

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"Tomo took less money to come pitch in Toronto...He wants to prove that he is healthy and show he has the mettle to pitch in the toughest division in baseball. This was the best timing and fit. Toronto was the best baseball team."
(Jim Masteralexis, via CBC Sports Canada, 01/23/2007)

Anyone know if Bruce Chen is still available?

The Tomo Ohka Sweepstakes are over: Blue Jays sign ex-Nat to 1-year, $3 million deal. (well, pending a physical and some paperwork and whatnot)

Not that the NAAAts were even in the running...

And to add insult to injury, Luis Matos also snubs Nationals, signs a minor league deal with Pirates. Hard to believe that Luis Matos wasn't part of The Plan.

(Photo by Jeff Chiu/AP)

Enquirer answers the mailbag!

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Here we go again: it's time for the latest edition of the Nationals.com Mailbag! For the uninitiated, here's how it works: Fans email their questions to Nationals beat writer Bill Ladson at MLB.com. We copy and paste the questions over here. We answer the questions.

But this week, a twist: I've enlisted the help of my 9 (Editor's note: your kid is 8 months old on Thursday, not 9!) 8 month old son (above) in answering each question. His answers are preceded by "My kid:"

As always, keep those e-mails coming to Nationals.com, and we'll keep copying and pasting them over here and giving our half-assed answers. Thanks a bunch.

Do you have any predictions on how the Nationals will play in 2007?
-- Mark R., Ottawa, Canada

NE: Think 2003 Tigers + or - a win or two. However, they will be more lovable and huggable than the 2003 Tigers.

My kid: g5fghsjhkljtttttddddddddddddddjklbbbbsafd

If Cristian Guzman can produce the way he did a few years back, the Nationals' infield looks pretty good with Ryan Zimmerman, Guzman, Felipe Lopez and Nick Johnson. However, with the loss of Alfonso Soriano and Jose Guillen, I am worried about our outfield. Is this a legitimate concern?
-- Jon D., Washington, D.C.

NE: Hmmm...replacing Soriano's production is a legitimate concern, but I think in general the OF is the least of our worries. Unless you actually start thinking about it, and then yeah, you might have a point there, Jon...

My kid: am4';;lkjn

Has Acta voiced his opinion on the Chad Cordero trade rumors?
-- Will S., Reston, Va.

My kid: fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

Reaction to Woody's question about Expos-Nats in last week's Mailbag:

No disrespect to Dawson, but I thoroughly agree with Woody that it is a "burden" to Washington baseball fans to have Expos history shoved down our throats.

Dawson never played in Washington. The people who are interested in him are in Montreal. Instead of featuring him on the Nationals' Web site, we should have seen features on Cecil Travis and Mickey Vernon, both of who played for the Washington Senators. Dawson would have been better served if his feature had appeared on the site of the Toronto Blue Jays.

I really do cringe every time a former Expo is featured on the site or mentioned by the broadcasters, because I know there are plenty of Senators records and tales of old that are being ignored.
-- George T., Scottsdale, Ariz.

A burden? What the hell are we talking about here, George? I'm just bored to tears by this whole Senators vs. Expos "controversy". Go to hell.

Just a comment to Woody S. from Orlando: Don't discount the Expos connection to the Nationals. I started following the Expos as a 9-year-old growing up in Montreal and lived and died with their every move.

Yes, the Expos are gone and are now the Nationals, but they'll always be mine. So please, Woody, don't take them away from us. We are as much behind the Nationals as you are. Please give us that same respect. Go Nats!
-- John M., Fredericton, New Brunswick, Canada

John -- get a grip. "Woody" isn't trying to take anything away from you. Bud Selig already took care of that.

Please ask the fans who are whining about the Expos to give it a rest. Washington fans, of all people, should be sensitive to what it means to have all evidence of your team's former existence washed away.
-- Alan R., Alexandria, Va.

You had me, then you lost me Alan. Let's not go overboard here about being sensitive and all that crap. But ok, I will personally ask those fans to stop whining.

I respectively disagree with you, Bill. The Washington Senators are the team we look to for our former records to be broken, not any Expos, all of whom we mostly never heard of, even Dawson.
-- Earl B., Sebring, Fla.

"Our former records?" Hmm...let's see, I'm looking around for a former player on the Senators named Earl B., but it's not checking out..."Our former records?"

As a former longtime Expos, now Nationals fan, I have to agree with some of the Nats' fans comments regarding the Expos history. It's time for the Nationals to write their own. I think it's safe to say that if the Nats were still in Montreal, they wouldn't have had the budget to have signed the players they drafted in the last couple of years, most notably Ryan Zimmerman. Also, they wouldn't be in a position to sign the influx of talent they have been signing from the Dominican Republic.
-- Michael R., St. John's, Newfoundland, Canada

My kid: fffffffffffffffffa;lk;lk kl; aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

There will be many former Expos fans who will continue to be Nationals fans and compare present and future players to former players. I look forward to the Nationals having a team like the Expos had in 1994.
-- Dave A., Antigonish, Nova Scotia, Canada

NE: Hard to argue with your logic.

My kid: fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

Feli-PAY DAY

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FelipE gets a $1.2 mil. raise

Felipe Lopez and the Nationals avoid arbitration, agree to $3.9 mil, 1-year deal. That's almost Guzman money!

(AP Photo)

January 22, 2007

Abandon Ship

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"We signed a lot of guys who pretty much are in the same boat..."
(Manny Acta, via WJLA dot com, 01/22/2007)

...and that boat started sinking long before Acta got here...

Mike O'Connor to miss start of the season and beyond; but don't worry, there's always Jason Simontacchi. Or Billy Traber, or something.

Wouldn't Brian Lawrence have been a perfect fit for the '07 NAAAtionals considering that he's fresh off shoulder surgery, has a sub-.500 career record, and is a total crapshoot for this year? Oh well...guess the Rockies thought so, too. How much did he get paid to sit last year?

(Photo from US Coast Guard dot mil)