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December 22, 2006

So-Sad

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"I feel like I did when I was a rookie. I have a lot of spirit and a desire to return. I think I can play three or four more years in the form I am now...I want the chance and I believe one is going to appear. This time I will accept an offer like the one with the Nationals because I want to get back to the majors."
(Sammy Sosa, via SI.com/AP, 12/22/2006)

The Sammy Sosa watch is on: Will Jimbo make him another offer?

The Juicy details -- Disgraced former slugger attempting another comeback, claims he's had "calls" from interested teams, hints that he'd accept an offer like the one he rejected from the Nationals last season.

We say: offer him a Jim Bowden Special: Minor League Contract with an invite to Spring Training, $850,000 if he makes the Opening Day roster, load it up with incentives, call Miguel Tejada for some of those vitamin B-12 shots...

(Photo by Gene Sweeney Jr./Baltimore Sun)

December 20, 2006

What the Fick?

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"I like Washington, that's the No. 1 reason for coming back. The opportunity is there. With [Alfonso Soriano] gone, that leaves left field open with more playing time. I can catch behind Schneider and the young kid [Jesus Flores]. Daryle Ward is not there. Marlon Anderson is not there. So it's a chance for me to be the top guy off the bench. I feel lucky that the team wants me back."
(Robert Fick, via Nationals.com, 12/20/2006)

Another day, another Minor League deal...

Robert Fick hopeful that he can ride the pine for Nats in '07.

Coming soon, the return of Matt LeCroy...

(Photo by Haraz N. Ghanbari/AP)

December 19, 2006

Done deal, dollars dumped: Vidro passes physical, trade to Seattle official. Chris Snelling Era begins.

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"I've had nine surgeries, or maybe 10. Seven on my left knee alone. I'm not going to say I'm not injury-prone. People have to make their own conclusions. I don't know why it's happened the way it has. But everything I do is geared towards making sure my body is healthy."
(Chris Snelling, via Washington Post, 12/19/2006)

Crikey! It's not a good sign when you start losing count of the surgeries!

Chris Snelling to compete for time in OF, on DL, with Alex Escobar.

  • Scott Boras calls trade a "slap in the face" to Ryan Church.
  • You've gotta love the title of this Mariners dot com mailbag from earlier this year: "Mailbag: What's up with Snelling?"
  • He sorta looks like Wilkerson in that picture.
  • Also, we're starting the Official Emiliano Fruto fan club. Stay tuned for details...
  • We love this move. Farewell, Jose: Say 'Hi' to Guillen for us, okay?

"He gave his heart and soul to this organization, and we appreciate all that he did. It's just a time in his career where it's probably going to benefit him to go to the American League. I still can't believe I pulled this one over on the Mariners. Pinch me!"
(Jim Bowden, via Washington Times, 12/19/2006)

(Photo from MLB.com)

Hoo-Ray!

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"It's a good opportunity, going to pitch in that big ballpark."
(Ray King, via ESPN.com/AP, 12/18/2006)

Supersize King-size me.

Nats sign big fat lefty Ray King to a minor league deal. Hey, why not?

...and don't sleep on the addition of the latest sore-armed stiff to the pile of potential nobodies for the starting rotation: Jason Simontacchi.

(Photo by Ed Andrieski/AP)

December 18, 2006

Enquirer answers the mailbag!

Who needs the Hot Stove in Washington when it's a balmy 70 degrees outside AND when we've got The Plan! With the Holiday season in full swing, our gift to you is a another bastardization of the Nationals.com Mail Bag. For the uninitiated, here's how it works: Fans email their question to Nationals beat writer Bill Ladson at MLB.com. We copy and paste the questions over here. We answer the questions.

As always, keep those e-mails coming to Nationals.com, and we'll keep copying and pasting them over here and giving our half-assed answers. Thanks a bunch.

What's your take on manager Manny Acta reaching out to Ryan Church? It sure doesn't sound like he wants Church traded, nor does it sound like Church will be a backup outfielder.
-- Teresa E., Washington, D.C.

As sure a sign as any that the 2007 Nats will be one of the worst teams in recent memory: We're still talking about Ryan Church.

I don't know why you are amazed about the overwhelming support for Church, one of the best but most mishandled players on the team. It will be to his benefit to be traded from a team that doesn't respect him, don't you think?
-- Earl B., Sebring, Fla.

As sure a sign as any that the 2007 Nats will be one of the worst team in recent memory: We're still talking about Ryan Church and r-e-s-p-e-c-t.

I'm hardly against Church, and I hope he does turn into a great ballplayer. However, something just doesn't seem right with him. I just thought that some of us agree with you as well.
-- Jonny N., Falls Church, Va.

Uh...ok, Jonny, that's great, thanks...I think it's the drugs.

I don't understand all of this support for Church. Yes, he has shown some bright spots with the bat, but he can't hit breaking balls on the outside of the plate. I saw him strike out multiple times on two-strike breaking balls in the dirt last year, and he isn't anything special with the glove. I feel left field should belong to Kory Casto.
-- Aaron B., Alexandria, Va.

Casto will get plenty of playing time this year for the N-AAA-tionals. Relax, okay? Ryan Church is the least of your worries (hint: look at the potential starting rotation).

It seems that Nationals fans have been divided into two camps -- the "pro-planners" and the "anti-planners." The pro-planners are satisfied with the Nationals' efforts to date, whereas the "anti-planners" believe that the team can restock the farm system while signing free agents for the here and now. Do you believe that the Nationals should split their resources and attempt to build for today as well as tomorrow?
-- Farid R., Pocatello, Id.

Hey it's Farid! The Beltway Boy himself! I'm a reluctant pro-planner. As a paying customer, I'm not exactly thrilled with the idea that the team has already thrown in the towel on 2007 and we all have to, as Joey Eischen might say, suck on it and like it. It's gonna get ugly around here, but I'm willing to be patient...

Will Acta be as generous and patient as Frank Robinson was with Cristian Guzman if Guzman has another rough year at the plate?
-- Matt D., Montreal

Let's hope not.

What role, if any, do you expect Robinson to be offered in the Nationals organization?
-- Tim M., Annandale, Va.

Ha, ha. Yeah, right.

In the last mailbag, you gave us your prediction on the starting rotation. How about your prediction on who will be in the bullpen?
-- Josh G., Oklahoma

Not the Chief.

Lately, in several of your mailbags, you have been answering questions about the Nationals' starting rotation. What are your thoughts about Beltran Perez being in the rotation?
-- Ryan S., Millersville, Md.

It's gonna be great, it really is. Counting down the days to the inevitable news that gutless Tony Armas has been resigned to a one year deal...

What, if any, do the Nationals have as far as left-handed relievers go?
-- Jeff G., Lancaster, Pa.

Let's see...there's Micah Bowie. And Mike Stanton should be signed any day now... It's gonna be great, it really is.

My daughter, who is a Nationals fan, asked me a question and I didn't have an answer: Who was the highest-paid player on the team last year?
-- Mackenzie P., Washington, D.C.

That guy the Cubs overpayed for.

I read that the Nats are looking for backup middle infielders, so why on earth won't they consider giving Rick Short another shot? All the guy did when he was up last time was hit.
-- Andrew S., Leesburg, Va.

Rick Short. As sure a sign as any that the 2007 Nats will be one of the worst team in recent memory: We're actually talking about Rick Short.

December 16, 2006

Wily or Won't He?

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One obvious target continues to be Chad Cordero of the Nationals. Washington GM Jim Bowden is a known fan of Wily Mo Peña, and perhaps could be enticed into dealing Cordero if the Sox throw in one of their young power arms, a list that includes Edgar Martinez.
(Gordon Edes via Boston dot com, 12/16/2006)

He Wil(y). Jimbo's man crush will get the best of him.

Bet the house on it: Bowden will work out a Chief-for-Wily Mo Peña (and a young arm or 2) deal with the Red Sox.

Deal makes sense for both sides: Sox need a closer, and dealing Cordero fits in with Stan's Plan for the 2007 N-AAA-tionals. Because, you know, it has to get much, much worse before it gets better.

(photo via Boston Phoenix dot com)

Let's Get Physical

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"We were heading out and [then] they put the airplane [back to the gate], and they said something was wrong."
(Jose Vidro, via Nationals dot com, 12/15/2006)

Vidro's flight from PR to Miami delayed; deal grounded until Monday.

There's no question that he'll pass his physical, right?

(AP Photo)

December 13, 2006

Thank you, Bill Bavasi!

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"I have no regrets about anything. It was an unbelievable time. I was treated fairly the whole time I was in Montreal and Washington. Management was always respectful to me. Everything worked out OK. There were no incidents with me. That says a lot."
(Jose Vidro, via Nationals dot com, 12/13/2006)

Bowden tricks Seattle into taking Jose Vidro and possibly $12 million of the $16 million remaining on his 2-year deal.

In return, Nationals get two more stiffs to add to the travesty that is (or will be) the 2007 Washington Nationals.

(AP Photo)

December 08, 2006

Disney Doldrums

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"When our whole process is completed and everything's announced, then I'll answer the question. I'm not going to answer it now."
(Jim Bowden, via Washington Post, 12/8/2006)

Winter Meetings at Disney a big waste of time for Bowden, Nats.

But at least Jim got to ride some rides and stuff and meet Mickey and Pluto.

Hey Jim, keep your chin up, at least you're not working for the Orioles.

Meanwhile, the search goes on for a suitor for Ryan Church...

...and Bowden keeps pretending that something big is gonna happen...

Nats sign Jesus and a couple of other Rule 5 picks.

(Photos swiped from google images and bastardized by The Nationals Enquirer staff & friends. We apologize.)

Dangling Chad

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"I love D.C., and to hear my name come up in trade talks is kind of shocking to me. I think it's great [that teams want me], especially the Red Sox. They have a rich history. Just to play in Boston and Fenway Park would be great. But, hopefully, I could come back to D.C."
(Chad Cordero, via Nationals dot com, 12/6/2006)

Chief is tradebait, but trade rumors cool down as Bowden regroups and tries to figure out how to lure his true love (Wily Mo Pena) from the Red Sox.

It'll happen eventually, the only question is when.

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December 07, 2006

Oh My God!

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Nationals offer low-ball deal to old friend Tomo Ohka as Bowden tries to get a do-over for the deal that destroyed the 2005 season.

Frank Robinson not available for comment.

Junior Spivey not available for comment.

(Photo courtesy of MLB.com)

December 06, 2006

Nats Punting 2007

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"I want to shock the world. I want to play over .500."
(Manny Acta, via Washington Post, 12/06/2006)

Shocking! 100 loss season a foregone conclusion as Nats play around at Disney.

Nats shooting to be the next Cleveland Spiders.

No moves is good news. Hey, there's always '08.

Manny being Manny: Acta sets the bar a little too high. There was a time when "Shock the world" meant "win it all". In Manny's World, it means "Play over .500".

(Photo by Nick Wass/AP -- and yes, we realize that it's a picture of  Shaun Suisham kicking off and not a punt, but we couldn't find an appropriate punting picture. So give us a break, ok?)

December 05, 2006

The Guill-end

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"Whatever happened in the past is the past. I'll just put it all behind me and I'm just looking forward to bringing a championship to Seattle. I think most of you guys know the type of player I am. I'm going to bring a lot of fun to this team this year."
(Jose Guillen, via AP/ESPN.com, 12/2/2006)

Fun. Fun!? Bwaaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!

Seattle overpays for Clubhouse Cancer Jose Guillen: $5.5 million.

Ha ha. Fun. Jose, we'll miss you.

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December 03, 2006

Tears of a clown: Krivsky still crying over da-MAJ-ed goods

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"We don't feel like we were dealt with fairly, and you can go to the bank that we're not going to take it sitting down."
(Wayne Krivsky, via AP/ESPN.com, 12/3/2006)

Get over it you, you big sissy.

Krivsky still bitching about Majewski deal. Just admit it, Wayne: you F*#cked up.

(Photo by David Kohl/AP)