Enquirer Exclusive! Paul Lo Duca Autographed Syringe Giveaway Night Nixed!

Nats announce single-game ticket sales info, release 2008 promotional schedule.

According to sources with no knowledge of the situation, the Paul Lo Duca Autographed Syringe Giveaway Night tentatively scheduled for Friday May 9th against the Marlins was canceled due to lack of corporate sponsorship. Lo Duca unavailable for comment.

Meanwhile...

Roger Clemens is ready to purjure himself today before the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform on Capitol Hill. Any chance of a Lo Duca sighting around Rayburn House today?

Nats hire Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, to teach customer service: "A smiling, friendly person is the tip of the iceberg."