...but then, the original G.I. Joe doll never pitched an inning and a third of scoreless relief to save a game in the NLCS against the Phillies. And the original G.I. Joe doll's beard never had its own Facebook page.
So we'll call it a draw.
Giants 4, Phillies 3 (NLCS Game 1). And just in case you need a few more reasons to root against the Phillies, NatsTown: Phillies fans at their classiest Saturday night.
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(G.I. Joe image via mcgonnigle.wordpress.com. Wilson Photo by REUTERS/Robert Galbraith.)
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