It's about effing time.

                    

"When I was starting, I was trying to do too much. I was trying to throw five wins in one game."
(Matt Chico, via Chatter, 5/7/2008)

There is a God: Mike O'Connor replaces MAAtt Chico in the rotation.

But where's Bergmann?? Bullpen makes no sense for Chico.

Next logical, almost too obvious move if you ask us (you didn't ask, but we'll pretend you did), is to put Chico on the bus to Columbus and bring back AAA Star Jason Bergmann (for long relief, until O'Connor doesn't work out). So why no announcement of a Bergmann move yet? In no other organization in baseball would Matt Chico have even gotten a sniff of the majors at this point. Give him the rest of the year to get his sh*t together (and by sh*t we mean his leg kick and his head, in no particular order). If they're really concerned about Chico getting his head on straight, is the bullpen the best place to do it?